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• Shark Week Has WILD Drone Video of Orcas Giving a Great White an Abject Lesson on How the Food Chain Works
• Saudi Arabia Is Building A City That Is 100 Miles Long And Only 650 Feet Wide And It'll Blow Your Mind
• Struggling Actress Sydney Sweeney Can Barely Afford A Home Or To Take 6 Months Off Work #PrayForSydney

Shark Week Has WILD Drone Video of Orcas Giving a Great White an Abject Lesson on How the Food Chain Works

Like probably most of you, I'm a big great white guy. That is, the shark species; the 1980s hair band of the same name, not so much. (Somebody stop me before I sub-reference again.) But at heart, I lean toward being partial to my own kind, which is mammals. So this is a big win for air-breathing vertebrates who give live birth and nurse their young. These great whites act tall big and bad around seals and baby sea lions. Which is easy, since they're essentially little floating Quarter Pounders, without the scales, spikes or tentacles to defend themselves. Which is why Shark Week has given us three decades worth of entertainment out of great whites bellying up to the all-you-can-eat seal buffet.

Saudi Arabia Is Building A City That Is 100 Miles Long And Only 650 Feet Wide And It'll Blow Your Mind

Welcome to the future. People are thinking of everything including a city that can be home to 9 million people, only be 200 meters wide, drones in the infrastructure, and a transportation system that can get you anywhere in this 100 mile long city in 20 minutes. Fucking INCREDIBLE. A back to the future city.

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Struggling Actress Sydney Sweeney Can Barely Afford A Home Or To Take 6 Months Off Work #PrayForSydney

Pray for Sydney!!!! I am not even being sarcastic. This is not a humor article. Literally get on your knees and say a prayer to whatever god or entity or sports player you worship. Because this just is not how you should treat one of our greatest assets. Do we think Sydney Sweeneys just grow on trees?! Have you ever walked outside and seen a bunch of Sydney Sweeneys just walkin around town? Because I sure haven't! So instead of mocking her for saying she can't even take 6 months off of work, how about we triple her salary so she can!?! Come on HBO, drop that bag on her! Give her that Mid-7 figs she deserves! Why do you think people watch Euphoria? For the dialogue? Get outta town, ya ding dongs.

A Video Of The Late Paul Sorvino Threatening To Kill Harvey Weinstein Is Going Re-Viral And It's Absolutely Fantastic

"It's a good thing if he goes to jail, because it not he has to meet me...and I'll kill the mother fucker." - Paul Sorvino 2018. And you know what? I believe him. Not because he played a mobster in the movies or has a reputation for being a badass - but because someone messed with his daughter. It really is that simple. Paternal instinct runs so deep that for him, and most people, murder is both a valid and appropriate response for that situation. Harvey blacklisted his daughter, therefore he must die. A + B = C. Although the best part of it for me was how calm Sorvino was when he issued the promise threat, which makes it a thousand times scarier.

The United States Have Offered Up A Russian Arms Dealer, Viktor Bout, AKA "The Merchant Of Death" In Exchange For Brittney Griner And He Looks EXACTLY As You'd Imagine

A face like that only has one profession. If someone asked me to guess what this face does for a living my absolute first answer would be Russian arms dealer. Straight out of central casting. He looks so much like a Russian arms dealer that if they do eventually make a movie about this guy Viktor then the studio has to have him star as himself. The only reason I think the US should do the trade and release is because sometimes things are just out of your control. This man, Viktor, didn't have a choice. He had to become an arms dealer.

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