Our interns were bored and asked for a project, so we had them tie dye our newest Ball Hammocks and cheekies. It was not a small task

Each pair is made from ridiculously comfy MicroModal, so their now-blue-hands feel softer than chinchilla butts. They probably shoulda worn gloves Gimme buttery soft underthangs

While the interns dyed, they spoke of the viscosity of mustard, the pursuit of happiness, the impressive 4-way stretch of the garment, and debated the superior form of potatoes. Which is undoubtedly McDonald’s French fries Getcha stretchy drawers After the task was completed, the interns were awarded 3 almonds, a crisp 2 dollar bill and a sense of accomplishment. Support the interns work here Getcha self these undies

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